Screening

Upon arrival at your regional ThotBot Implantation Center, you will complete an intake form and then undergo an intake interview and a physical examination. Some medical and genetic conditions may disqualify you from the program as they might interfere with the functionality of your ThotBot brain implant device. Should you be disqualified from the program, you will be detained and your options discussed with you.

A New You

Moments after the device infiltrates your brain, ThotBot attacks the amygdala to calm stormy emotions using Tranquilityâ„¢, then delivers a stunning blow to the hippocampus, eradicating potentially harmful memories using ULTRApure Selective Memory Reconfiguration Technology.

A More Valuable You

Once Implanted, your Value begins to accrue as The ULTRA Algorithm applies points to your thoughts. Be sure to read the brochure on Value and Redemption for tips, tricks, and best practices guaranteed to maximize your Value.